“You’ll always be the one who ran away.” #belatedvalentines #sisters
Oranges are not the only fruit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #sanfrancisco #BART #subway #orange #blur
Rebooting the Matrix
“Nobody puts Baby in a... Wait! Where’s Baby?!”
Net. Effect.
Go team! #touchdown #superbowl #sportsfan
In the voice of Margaret Cho impersonating her mother: Tù Lan!
Every cloud has a silver lining. 🌈 #rainyday#sanfrancisco #kitehill #rescuedog #dog
No, Alexa. I said to remind me to “peel” the eggs! You make me sound like I’m up to something much worse! #amazonalexa
You discover a bowl that appears to contain perfectly-edible Chex Mix in the bathroom at work. What do YOU do?! #chexmix #bathroom #kobayashimaru #voightkampff
Jasper knows the best spot in all of San Francisco. 🤫 #sanfrancisco #rescuedog #dog
Banana, Nutella and whipped cream go together like red, white and blue. #sanfrancisco #soma #redwhiteandblue #crepes #nutella
Good morning! #sanfrancisco #mountdavidson #rescuedog #dog
New drag name: Formica Burns
#alcatraz #sanfrancisco
#resist #streetart #themission #sanfrancisco
Doing hard time. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #alcatraz #sanfrancisco #instabear
Rainy day blues. #rainday #sanfrancisco #rescuedog #dog #dogsofinstagram
Today’s “bag or body” quiz. 🤷‍♀️🥺😰 (Thankfully, it was a bag.) #sanfrancisco